Interviewer: Is it ok if you play now?
Alex Turner: We’ll ask you a few questions… (smiles at his clever pun and gets ready for Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High)
Interviewer: (nervously) No, no! I’m terrible at answering questions! I don’t know anything, but um…
Alex: That was a reference to the Arctic Monkeys songs with question marks…
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.